Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Week 20 Ultrasound Pictures and Video

Profile shot # 1



Profile shot # 2



Hands



Foot



Face



Boy Parts!



3D Shot



Ultrasound Video

Furniture Reveal

Now that you know we are having a boy I can finally reveal our furniture choices for you. We figured we'd have to wait because it might give it away.

Our crib and dresser set.



We didn't get the armoire pictured but we did get the 6 drawer dresser. The color isn't as red as pictured.

This set was a gift from Jack's grandparents, Jim and Susan. Jay actually picked out our bedding. I was set on another set but he though it was to much white. I thought about it and figured this might be the one time of the year he was actually right. He showed me this set and we've made our purchase.



Monday, March 29, 2010

20 Weeks!





How far along? 20 weeks. We're half way baked!

Countdown: 134 days

Total weight gain/loss: +15

Exercise: None with the rodeo here.

Blood preasure: n/a

Stretch marks? Nope

Sleep: Eh, back to about 6 hours if I'm lucky.

Best moment this week: I started to feel the baby kick.

Movement: kicks!

Food Cravings? I think I'm back to normal fruits obsession

Food Adversions: Chicken. I will be so glad to get that taste back.

Gender: Boy!!!!

Labor/Pregnancy Signs: N/A

Belly Button in or out? Innie

What I miss: Drinking, staying awake past midnight. Not being tired so easily and I know it's only going to get worse.

What I am looking forward to: Warmer weather

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

19 Weeks



How far along? 19 weeks

Countdown: 141 days

Total weight gain/loss: +13

Exercise: None with the rodeo here.

Blood preasure: n/a

Maternity clothes? I'm taking this question out. You know I'm wearing them.

Stretch marks? Nope

Sleep: Eh, back to about 6 hours if I'm lucky.

Best moment this week: Jays dad and step mom are in town. Eating 1/2 my weight in cotton candy but don't worry I'll eat the other half next weekend....I'm pacing myself.

Movement: Nope.

Food Cravings? Odwalla bars! Where have they been all my life? Why hasn't anybody told me about them?

Food Adversions: Chicken. I will be so glad to get that taste back.

Gender: 1 more week

Labor/Pregnancy Signs: N/A

Belly Button in or out? Innie

What I miss: Being able to sleep on my stomach. Being able to sit down with out being in pain.

What I am looking forward to: Finding out the sex of the baby.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

A few laughs

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?

A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.


Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?

A. Your therapist.


Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.


Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.


Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true?

A. The odds are greater that your brother will have a fat lip.


Q. Since I became pregnant, My breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

A. Yes, your bladder.


Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?

A. Because you're fatter then they are.


Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?

A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.


Q. What's the difference between a nine-months pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold?

A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.


Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.


Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?

A. Right after you find out your pregnant.


Q. I'm modest. Once I'm in the hospital to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position?

A. Authorized personnel only---doctors, nurses, oderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.


Q. Does labor cause hemorrhoids?

A. Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.


Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?

A. In your breasts.


Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?

A. Yes, baby lips.


Q. How does one sanitize nipples?

A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.


Q. What are the terrible twos?

A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.


Q. What is the grasp reflex?

A. The reaction of new father's when he sees new mother's breasts.


Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?

A. Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.


Q. What happens to disposable diapers after they're thrown away?

A. They are stored in a silo in the Midwest, in the event of global chemical warfare.


Q. What causes baby blues?

A. Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.


Q. What is colic?

A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control.

Monday, March 15, 2010

18 Weeks




How far along? 18 weeks

Countdown: 156 days

Total weight gain/loss: +12

Exercise: Walking with Jay and Dexter at night. Trail downtown last weekend but we'll stay far away from downtown due to SXSW

Blood preasure: n/a

Maternity clothes? I'm rocking the mom jeans!

Stretch marks? Nope

Sleep: I agree with Jay, lets just split the time change by 30 minutes and not mess everybody up.

Best moment this week: Purchased crib and dresser. It was no where what we originally thouhgt we'd liked but I'm so happy we got it.

Movement: No and I'm pissed! This kid is taking after Jay and being reserved. I'd be kicking my mother with no breaks.

Food Cravings? I've already been through a jar of pickles this week. What does that tell you?

Food Adversions: Eggs and chicken.

Gender: Lucifer or Sho-lin-cretia. Your guess is probably wrong. I think you're going to be suprised when we tell you the gender.

Labor/Pregnancy Signs: N/A

Belly Button in or out? Innie

What I miss: Mexican Martinis

What I am looking forward to: Finding bedding that I like and isn't 500$. Yes I really typed 500$

Monday, March 8, 2010

17 Weeks



How far along? 17

Countdown: 163 days

Total weight gain/loss: +10 EEK!

Exercise: A little less due to allergies hence the weight gain

Blood preasure: n/a

Maternity clothes? Waistbands and zippers are for sissys.

Stretch marks? Nope

Sleep: Better but still not great.

Best moment this week: Started looking at furniture and found a chair we both liked. I'm feeling very overwhelmed at the choices for other things though. Why can't somebody just say.. "You need this one. Go buy it, forget the other stuff" Or can't I just give somebody my credit card and they go get me everything?

Movement: No clue

Food Cravings? Pickles, fruit, feta cheese and fatoosh salads from the medeterian place down the street.

Food Adversions: Eggs and chicken.

Gender: Gertrude or Melvin? I think you're going to be shocked when you find out.

Labor/Pregnancy Signs: N/A

Belly Button in or out? Innie

What I miss: Mexican Martinis

What I am looking forward to: Finding out the gender

Next appointment: March 30th

Monday, March 1, 2010

16 weeks




How far along? 16 Weeks

Countdown: 170 days

Total weight gain/loss: +8

Exercise: Elliptical and 3.5 miles around town lake on Saturday which felt great! At least it's getting warmer so we can run at night.

Blood preasure: 114/68

Maternity clothes? Yup

Stretch marks? Nope

Sleep: About 4 hours now. Pregnancy and regular insomnia are in full force. It's sad when I'll get more sleep after the baby comes

Best moment this week: Picked out a daycare!!!! I'm so glad to have this off our list. Jay even okayed it with all his OCD clean tendencies. I will say it does feel weird to be paying 1100$ just for daycare.

Movement: I feel something but I'm not sure if it's the baby or digesting food. Ugh! I just want to know.

Food Cravings? Pickles, fruit, feta cheese and fatoosh salads from the medeterian place down the street.

Food Adversions: Eggs and chicken.

Gender: We have a guess but aren't saying till we get the official reading

Labor/Pregnancy Signs: N/A

Belly Button in or out? Innie

What I miss: Margaritas

What I am looking forward to: Spring or warmer weather

Next appointment: March 30th